Friday, January 15, 2010

Friday

Today got so many things happened.. Firstly is the stupid pic with the sound that scare the shit out of me.. I was playing castle age and watch hai pai tian xin at class then malcolm sent me this link and asked me to watch.. I thought got some important things, so i click the link.. Waited for the web to load it.. SUDDENLY, THE SOUND BLAST THROUGH FROM MY EAR PIECE AND THE STUPID BLOODY FACE appear on my screen.. I was like "WA!!" then jump back, making a stupid scared face.. Luckily behind me got wall, or else I will fall off from my chair!!! Scare the shit out of me.. So I make a mass convo and tell them the link.. Hope u all like it :) After spent quite long on changing my msn nick colour hahha..

Went for lunch, ate peanut porridge.. ARGH!!! Ordered wrong!!! Should have order minced meat porridge!! Not filling at all.. Went back class and start on worksheet and ppt... The weirdest thing is that we present while sitting down and the faci is standing up.. LOL It's suppose to be the other way round.. After that, went louis class and continue my hai pai tian xin.. HAHHA SUPER FUNNY!! BOTH OF THEM DRUNK AND DID SO MANY SILLY THINGS.. After that went for wushu training..

Thx louis, U saved my life.. Without the 2 dollar of yours, I dont think I can survive during training.. Bought red bull and drink.. Red bull gives u wings.. It make me feel full and full of energy even though it lasted for a few hours only.. Finally learnt 1 set of my tao lu and now coach ask me to practice the spinning thing on the ground.. U have to lie on the floor then spin ur whip and then jump with ur butt and spin the whip underneath ur butt.. This is my first time doing, so I don't know how to jump with my butt.. So I tried.. Jumped and look like a worm wriggling around.. ZZZ So coach teach me and finally be able to jump.. Jump 2 time only, and my butt hurts.. After that continue practice my first set to make it perfect.. After training, I look down and saw my leg bleeding.. I was like huh?? Bleed so much blood but not pain.. So went toilet and wash the blood away..

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Pain like hell!! Jumping around with my left foot like an idiot in the toilet.. After wushu training, went back home..

Thursday, January 14, 2010

3 movies in 1 day!!!

JH is back in action!!

Going to beijing in a few months time.. 8 days of training in beijing, and hope that they will give us some time to play in beijing :D If my edusave have more than $680, I can go beijing for free!!!! Total is 1.6k++, school subisdies $900 and left with $680 that can be use from edusave :)

I think there will be winter/snow when we go beijing!! SHIOKNESS!! But must wear a lot of jacket, shorts and socks :D

Found a freaking cool websites that I can watch movies for free!! So I watch Ninja Assasin, Avatar and 2012!! WOOHOO!! Rating for 3 movies 5/5!! Ninja Assasin show is a bit bloody but it is freaking cool(no wonder M18).. Avatar is about the guy can transfer into that blue elf body and learn lots of new thing and have war with the humans.. When they are having the war, IT IS THE COOLEST PART!! Freaking cool!! 2012 is about the world ending.. Everywhere he go, there will be disaster.. I like the part where they are in this long long black car and driving out of the city.. While they were driving, the whole city collapse.. IT IS AWESOME!!! Can shit on ur pants man...

Today also keep lao sai!! Dam!! Diarrhea makes ur body low in sodium which means ur body is dehydrating.. No wonder my lips so dry.. I NEED ORS TO SAVE ME!!! Furthermore, the stupid frog jump from wushu training make me leg no strength at all.. The muscleache feels terrible.. Sometime walk halfway, my knee will suddenly bend..

Thats all.. I cant take it liao.. Need go lao sai.. BYe

Saturday, January 9, 2010


Gave my name and hp no. to 2 completely stranger.. Today, the wushu IG will be celebrating cai coach birthday.. So everyone have to meet up at bugis 2pm sharp. I was late by 9 mins and met with ming hong at the mrt station first and walk to the fountain there.. While we were walking to our destination, a woman held us back.. I was listening to my song through earpice, so whatever she say I will just say yes and nod my head.. Then suddenly she ask for our name and number.. I was like huh??? Then ming hong told his particulars so I just follow him.. After that the woman let us go.. I ask ming hong what is it about.. He said that its about their company is finding new faces to do those model for advertisement. Wth!! I will just hang up the phone if they called.. We reach the fountain and the rest of the wushu IG member haven't reach.. Called them and they still at yi shun!! So we went to virtual lan and play dota.. After 1 hour of dota, they reached and went to a steamboat restaurant.. Said happy birthday to cai coach and we started eating.. We spam all their crab, chicken, fishballs and etc.. Their satay super unique.. One is ba ku teh meat on the satay stick, 1 long bean on the satay stick.. DAM COOL!! China satay... Then I took too much the fishballs(inside got seafood filling) and we couldn't finish it.. So cai coach make us play hand game.. Super fun!! Then im the last member in the team.. We make this rule, whoever lose will be punished.. Then we quickly take all the meat from our steamboat and place it on a plate.. Whoever lose, must clear finish.. Then everyone scare liao.. All too full cant eat liao.. So we started playing.. Finally my turn.. If I lose, my team must eat.. If I win, other team must eat.. So stress.. Then we started playing.. It was my turn, I just look at bing long face.. His face was expecting me to make a move.. But i just stare at him doing nothing.. He got impatient and look away for 1 sec.. I quickly change my hand sign and shout fifteen... Then he shock and quickly change his hand sign but TOO BAD TOO SLOW!! WOOHOO!! No need eat!! After the game, sang happy birthday song and other stuff and prepare to leave the restaurant.. Guess what I saw when I step out of the restaurant?? this house is totally flat.. So cool.. Walked to MRT, another woman stop me =.= and ask whether I occasionally come to bugis shopping.. I just say no hoping, she will let me go.. Then she say ok good!! Do you mind helping me to do a survey?? 1 min will do.. Sian no choice but to do the survey.. Sat down, gave me the survey sheet and ask me question.. First question is where do you shop most? I put jurong point then she started to ask those irrelevant question ZZZZ =.=
Woman : Are you a university student?
JH : nope, poly student.
Woman : How old are you?
JH : 17
Woman : So you haven't go ns?
JH : nope
Woman : Are you excited about going ns?
JH : abit
Woman with her shock face : you are the first person that say that
JH giving a fake smile : oh really?
Woman : ya why are u excited about it?
JH : Cuz got money to take? Can train? no need study?
Woman : Oh i see.. Did you go to gym?
JH about to complete survey: Seldom, went to gym 4th time only..
Woman shock face again : Wa but ur body look like u went to gym.. Broad shoulder, and the muscle..
JH : People born with different body??

Completed the survey.. "Ok finished the survey, bye" I said.. Quickly stand up and leave.. What a waste of my time.. After that went home..

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Changed

Jingles bell.. Jingles bell.. Jingle all the way.. Christmas mood over and changed my christmas song hahaha.. :D

Math UT2 is coming in 1 hour!!! Good luck everyone..

Louis cheer up and concentrate on ur ut :)

Who didn't study math?? If u didn't study, HI5!!! LETS MAKE THE MODERATION HIGHER :D To get a better grade..

Monday, January 4, 2010

Unlucky

Today super unlucky.. First day of school got so many thing happen.. First of all, my mother force me to cut my hair.. Now i look like a semi monk.. Furthermore, my father say that my hair still long wtf =.=

Met dickson at the taxi stand then walk to school.. LOL dick say this... Lol ur wushu got oversea trip to bei jing and I prepare so fast to cut my hair to join the shao lin in bei jing.. Went up to class, team changed again.. My right eye twitch... Jia lat.. Went down to buy breakfast, bought prata sausage.. Then lunch time liao.. Ernest meet me outside my class and pass me the present.. I help him pass to deeron then she look shock and shy HAHAHA!!! After that, went down eat U mian and talk a lot funny thing about wild wild wet.. Too bad the girls didn't join us. After that, went back class do ppt.. Played dota in class during presentation.. I try 1 v 3.. LOL!! I won hahhaa.. After that, changed clothes and went to RP gym with malcolm while waiting for the wushu to start..

My forth time entering gym!!!! hahaha.. Everytime I go gym, I will just play around with the machine around taking the gym as a playground.. lol.. So malcolm teach me how to use the weights properly to train arm and chest muscle.. Did 3 set of everything he teach then went to wushu.. Did all the usual thing and this is the time when I SPRAIN MY ANKLE!! We must do the spinning thing.. Basically, must jump, spin, land on the floor, do a horse stand, making a pose.. So I jump and spin.. Actually just spin 1 round ok liao.. But I dono why my body spin 2 round.. Then did not land properly.. My toe land on the ground and I heard "CRUCK".. Super loud!!! Then I faster try to stand properly.. But too pain then I just fell down on my butt.. Pain like hell.. Then I went to sit at one corner until the training ended.. Now I know why my right eye twitch =.=

After training, I changed my shoe to slipper. Wa Lao!! Swollen so big.. Like lou han yu head.. From rp to cwp, dragging my right feet.. The worst part is when Im reaching home, I have to climb up the staircase.. Sian sia.. I hop up using my left leg.. LOL look like some idiot.. Bye I go massage my ankle a bit or else tmr no need walk liao..

Friday, January 1, 2010

2010

I know it is late to say this.. BUT WHO CARES?? :D HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!! Say BYE to 2009 and HI to 2010!! Forget about the past and carry on living a happy life. Hope this year will be a better year.

UT2 grade out liao.. I must announce my IMBA result hehe... Firstly is chemistry, I got 3/30 and a D HAHAHAHHAHAHA!! 3 marks can get D LOL!!! Like this 2 marks E, 1 mark F... Secondly, my physic got 21/30 B+!!! WOOHOO!!! Same score as my Chem UT1.. I remembered after doing finish the physic UT2, compared answer with malcolm... Then realized that my 10 mark question do wrongly.. GG 10 marks gone.. Then faci also give us another answer for the other question.. WRONG also!! 2 marks gone.. Lost 12 marks, and I was like........ But in the end get 21/30.. Hmmm.. weird... Make me worry for nothing..

Anyway, Bio and math UT2 coming liao.. But I haven study~~ I think sunday then I study a while..

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Fun and tired




Jian is here!!
On 27/12/2009, many things happen and was super fun.. Early morning, 9.30am, receive a call from choon chor and ask me whether want to go fishing or not.. Since im free, so I agreed and meet him outside my house there.. I thought we will be walking there, but his father fetch me by van.. His van dam cool.. Usually at the back of the van will be empty right??? His van got mini sofa inside!! Shiok.. Then I just lie there and relax.. But I couldn't relax, cuz his father like ajummah!!! SPEED ALL THE WAY!! argh scary...

We reached our destination and walk to the small jetty.. Today is a lucky day!! No people at all!! wahhahaha!! Then we took 6 fishing rod and throw at every corner of the jetty.. We used the hook and just pierce the small red fish(guppy i think) body.. Amazingly, the fish still can move.. The small red fish that was hook by me had a strong determination of staying alive.. U know why?? When I slowly lowered the fishing line in the water, the guppy was trying to swim away.. But too bad.. So I try to throw it far, hoping that there will be more fish.. We on our song while waiting for the fish to eat our bait.. "ting, ting, ting" A FISH WAS CAUGHT!!! Surprising, it was not our fishing rod that caught the fish.. But is this, stupid thingy that caught the fish.. It is just a small metal pole tied with the fishing line and use a rubber band to hold it together.. And it caught a medium sized fish.. The fish was flip flapping on the floor and trying jump back to the water.. The choon chor father kick the fish to the other side as the fish is trying to jump back to the water.. He keep kicking it from side to side LOL.. It is like he playing a soccerball.. After 1 min of struggle, the fish was out of breath and surrender.. So choon chor father use a thick rope, go through the gills and out of the mouth.. Then throw it to the water and tied it, in order to let the fish stay alive..
After a war with the fish, I and choon chor went back to our rod and wait.. Guess what??? A seashell thingy stick to my bait =.= I took it out put on the floor and examine.. Inside the shell, got soft meat inside.. So I find a stick and poke it.. Tried to take the meat out but cant.. So use my finish method, step the shell with alll my might.. SO GROSS!! The meat inside was squashed!! Haha!! Then choon chor told me that we can use that meat as a bait.. WTH!! Which fish will go eat it???

After 1 hour 30 mins, caught another fish... But it is not from our rod :( sian... Had another war with the fish and continue waiting.. I got bored and had a competition with choon chor.. Lets see who can throw the furthest.. In the end, we throw the same distance.. lol.. 4 mins later, a malay guy came to the jetty to fish too.. His rod SUPER DUPER LONG!! And his bait is 1 big piece of meat.. Then we guess what meat he use..

Choon chor : Must be pork, look a like
JH : im 200% guarentee chop, it is not pork
Choon chor : why??
JH : He malay sia.. HALAL!! NO PORK!!

Then we laugh together like mad, hope that malay guy didnt eavesdrop us.. THe best thing of all is that the malay want to hao lian and throw far.. He threw, not bad very far.. BUT!!! The meat fly out from the hook!! The meat was floating on the water and drifting away... LOL!! Dam it!! I couldn't stop laughing until my jaws cramp.. After that, no more fish liao and went home.. Luckily went we reach the van, it started to rain.. Heng!! They sent me back home and went to rest a while.. Becuase later still need go out again.. After 2 hours of rest, meet choon chor at his house bus top at 6pm and take bus to terence house.. We reach terence house and we couldn;t enter inside.. Because that dam condo need a key to unlock the back gate.. Then terenece havent ready yet.. So we sit down on the bench and identify the car that drove past us.. Toyota, BMW, mercedes, honda, hyundai and a lot.. Then we count how many toyota.. I count until I blur then a blue car came.. Hmm look so familiar.. What car is it?? Oh!! Is terence father car.. lol..

We enter the car and greet his father.. After that, he drove us to zi chuan house.. Zi chuan condo dam old sia.. No lift!!! Only staircase!!! Then we climb up to the 5th floor and entered his house.. The atmosphere around his house quite good.. I can heard a lot chit chatting and laughter from zi chuan sis friends.. They were eating something like in the seoul garden.. But his house got more choice of food... So we went to zi chuan study room, watch that luo zi xiang show.. His acting is freaking good and hilarious.. Laughed all the way.. After that, start to eat.. Die sia.. Thursday eat seoul garden, saturday eat something like seoul garden in zi chuan house.. Then we chat while eating.. Chat a lot of funny and stupid stuff.. Then talk about our sec 2 life.. HAHAHAA BEST OF ALL!! Eat finish liao, we drank red wine... 18% alcoholic i think.. Then they tell me not to drink too much or else drunk.. But in the end.. I drink it like it is rebina.. It is like nothing lor.. Lie me sia.. After that, went back to his room and play laptop games.. Should have brought my laptop too.. Terence and juian got bring.. So they play pangya together.. Then I and choon chor nothing to do so we play blackjack and gamble small small.. lol.. We gamble 10 cents only, and in the end i lose 2 dollar lol wth.. Around 11.30pm, zi chuan ask us whether we want to stay over at his house for this night.. So I called my mum..

JH : Mummy ah?? I can stay over at my friend??
Mummy : why lei?? Come home la..
JH : 11.30 liao.. NO transport..
Mummy : then take taxi..
JH : Must save money, taxi so expensive..
Mummy : walk home lor
JH : Siao.. No way.. So I stay over ah??
Mummy : ok
JH : :)

hehe

Continue playing until around 3.30am, then I went to sleep cuz I very tired... Then the 4 of them still playing.. I sleep on the floor and take a blanket cover me.. Lol my body is like immune to the floor after the wushu camp.. Then around 6.30am, I woke up and they sitll playing.. Wth.. So I joined them.. They playing a poker game called show hands.. So I play 1 round, wa they bet and raise the price.. Luckily, I won somehow.. LOL!! $2.50 is mine :) Then we continued playing.. Won 1.50 again.. So we change to black jack.. Hahaha.. Won again around 3 dollar plus.. Best thing of all, last round so we bet high high.. But I dare not put high, so put 50 cents.. And I got an ace and 10!! HOHO!!! BLACKJACK!! WIN 1 DOLLAR :)

After that, eat breakfast and went home.. Took cabs using the money that I won hehe:D Went to sleep after that..

Thats all bye..