Update!

Since they is 2 idiot complaining my blog is rotting.. I shall update now...

Wake up, eat, play, sleep and now have ulcer... No mood to eat..

4 DAYS WITHOUT LAPTOP IS TERRIBLE!!!

2 continuous day of birthday celebration

On thursday, we went to pasir ris to celebrate xian birthdays.. Met up at macdonald to prepare all the banner and other stuff.. But the girls were late so we went to buy mac and eat first.. After eating, took a while to complete every preparation and wait for xian arrival. After all the surprise, cut cake, eat cake and walk to wild wild wet.

The price of the wild wild wet is so cheap!! $4 only!! Changed our clothes, stuff all our thing inside the locker and wait for the girls.. But the girls took a very long time, so we heck care and jump inside the water to cool ourselves :D We play everything in the wild wild wet.. THE SCARIEST THING IS THAT U SHAPED THINGY!!! Louis, warren, dick and me must play that U shaped thingy continously 3 times.. The first time was I paired up with louis.. I sit on the direction that will face downwards when we go down.. Havent sit on the tube, my heart start to pump very fast.. Take a deep breath and start to scream.. we were pushed down and wanted to shout "HERE WE GO!!!!" But in the end, the worker push us too fast and "HERE WE... AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Almost shit on my pants.. Louis was like looking at me laughing when we were pushed down.. Second time is with warren, this time I sit on the direction that I will face the sky.. As usual shouted again when we were sliding down.. This U shaped thingy like have no effect on warren.. He just remain calm and dont make a sound.. lol.. Realized that facing the sky is scarier when ur facing downwards.. The third time with dickson... I face up the sky again.. DAM!! Then off we go, slide down and slide up again.. Then I look around "Wa so high ah!!" and our fear gone :D

Went to the lazy pool, wave pool, lasomething(place where u can massage ur butt) and the tube thingy.. Sadly, xian wear button pants and cannot go the slide... At the wave pool dam fun, keep jumping around with the wave coming and swim around.. Our last stop, lasomething(place where u can massage ur butt). Tried to do handstand in the water which is totally impossible.. Used louis body and play tug of war and massage our butt.. After that, shower and went to tajong pagar meet with jenn and irene to eat the sakae sushi buffet.. We were like SO LATE!! and we have only like have 20 mins for our last orders... So I keep spamming order and lots of food came.. Had a hard time finishing up the food and regretted calling so many orders.. Mocchi was dam nice!!! Best!!! After that, took photo and went home..

On friday, met with them at jurong point to celebrate julian birthday.. Went to the fish and co and eat.. We were brought to our table and start reading the menu.. The first page is " START FISHING HERE!!" Then I suddenly ask the waitress(I dono why I will ask it), "Where is our fishing rod??" SHE look dam surprised and also ask the manager whether anyone left any fishing rod here or not.. WTH sia!!! After all these stupid commotion, we started to take our orders.. I ordered swordfish collar and the rest ordered something different.. Then the waitress ask me is it ok to wait a bit longer for my dish.. Then I sian liao... But GUESS WHAT?? My food is the first to serve among my friends!! HAHAHA!! The serving is ultra duper big sia!!! The fish is like freaking huge.. Julian went to order one cup of free flow of fruit juice... Then he keep pouring the fruit juice to our cup and keep asking the waitress to refill LOL!! Ate and chat happily, then took bus 178 to terence house.. Everyone of us stay over at his house.. Played Xbox, L4D and poker.. The L4D is dam fun when u play with friends.. The next day, julian drived us to the outside bus stop.. Worst part of all is that julian just turned 18 and he dont have driving license!!! When he ask us whether we want him to drive us to the bus stop.. Our jaw drop... End up, im being pulled along and enter the car... Then I keep asking him, U know how to drive hor?? Will not have car accident right?? He assured me and told me he drive in the expressway before.. Felt relieved, sit back and relax..

Engine started.. "VROOOHMMM!!!" He accelerate like mad in the car park.. Went speeding on road somemore.. I CHAM liao.. Sure die.. Surprisingly, we were safe and sound and took the bus, bidding julian farewell..

Holiday!! Update!!

Haven't been updating it for a long time so Jh is here to update this wonderful blog.. Chinese new year is going to be over soon, so must take as much hong bao as u can :D

Went to class chalet on 23rd - 24th feb (i think so) at coasta sand resort. Met everyone at pasir ris bus interchange. Then doris say some lame joke that she thought we were selling carlsberg cuz we were wearing green shirt.. Took saiyidah's father van to the coasta sand resort. After that, we check in and throw our stuff inside the chalet and went to play pool. First time play pool, so for the start my aiming is a bit lousy(sometime i even miss when hitting the white cue). After a few try of shot, I started to get the hang of it and won the game. After that, we started our bbq!!! Took a long time for the charcoal to burn and for the first few food, all chao ta within a few mins.. So I was like sitting there, wait for people to cook finish and dig in :D Sarah help me massage my back and it feels so good. Her massaging skill is superb!! Took some photo, eat and chat together. After that, we drink heineken first. Then we started to drink the vodka mix with softdrink plus lime. Taste very nice hahaha.. Then that drunken doris keep saying herself nvr drunk but she walk can move from left to right.. Dam pro.. Everyone stop eating already, I and ernest go bbq the marinated beef.. WOOOO!!!! DAM NICE!!! I bbq it until like semi cook and eat it.. Soft, chewy and juicy :D After that, we play truth or dare.. Maurice's dare is that he must go jump inside the pool and swim around.. hahaha

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

Happy chinese new year everyone!!! Lets collect lots of hong bao and spend it all :D

Item wanted to get with hong bao money :
Ipod touch
Guitar
and many many more... But i think I only can buy ipod touch with it..

Now crapping with jenn in msn.. GUESS WHAT??? SHE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS M-E-D-U-S-A!!!

Tomorrow night going to Msia for 1 week :(
The only things i can do there is gamble, wrestling, arm wrestling and say "huh??" cuz i dono fu jian language :D

Worst day in my WHOLE LIFE!!

This morning, went out to school and saw this bird. It kena food poisoning and its body keep shaking and there lots of yellow foam coming out from it's beak..

Reach LJS at 9am as usual, everyone is late.. So wait for them, bought food and play facebook game.. After that walk to school and had that stupid waste of time math UT3.. Some easy, some hard.. After the test, my brain juice used up and my mind totally went blank.. Then went to toilet..

NOW THE WORST THING HAPPENED IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I went inside the toilet and felt something different about this toilet.. Why don't have the urinal thingy and look smaller.. How come all the cubicle so fast used up.. Then realized something... OH!!!!!!!!! DAM!! GIRL TOILET!!! SHIT!!! I want faster get out of this toilet.. Then I heard girl voice outside.. HOLY SHIT!!!!! Due to my quick thinking and reaction, I quickly run inside the cubicle and hide.. Lucky this cubicle no one use.. Cuz this cubicle must squat!!! I bet all those lazy girl will not squat.. So I hide inside that dam cubicle for around 15-30mins..

Once I enter the cubicle, I quickly send a SOS sms to louis.. Then louis came with his rescue squad.. While waiting for the rescue squad, I eavesdrop the girls conversation.. No.. is they talk too loud.. I dont want hear but they make me hear.. One of the conversation is about the bio and math thing.. Not so interested in it.. Another is about their silky hair... Not so interested in it too... Another is pee like using rocket!!! So loud.. I think can made a dent in the toilet bowl.. Not so interested too.. After a while, the toilet suddenly so quiet... So I thinking of going out myself.. Cuz the rescue squad too slow.. So I use my cam take vid through the bottom.. Good!!! No leg on sight.. But realized something too, even though toilet no one. If I was about to open the door and leave, a girl appear.. I will be so dead... No other choice but to wait..

Wait a while, i heard xian wee voice.. Then i quickly unlock the door and want to faster rush out.. When I opened the door, I STUNNED!! HOW COME SO MANY GIRLS!!!! After I stun a while, "oh" xian, irene, jenn.. Then look at another girl.. WTH!! WHO IS SHE... Then i faster rush out.. LOUIS TAKE VID OF IT!!! sian... Then realized that girl is jenn friend.. Good no outsider..

After that went to library study until 3pm, and went to sakae sushi.. Lol.. we look like as if out UT all over liao.. haha.. had fun while eating sakae.. then went library raed some comic and went home..

Thats all bye :D

Thursday

Today physic ws question super lot!! 18 question sia!!! But fortunately, 2.30pm we are done and released. So I hurried go with my friend to buy something to pay my friend a visit in the hospital..

LOVE TODAY RJ!!!

Share with me about three things that you will do during the upcoming holidays before coming back and be ready for AY 10/11.

The first thing I will do during the upcoming holidays is
that I will start collecting hong bao for chinese new year
first. Second thing I will do during the upcoming holidays
is play as much as I can. Third thing that I will do
during the upcoming holidays is to bring my laptop for
service and be ready for AY 10/11.

Tomorrow will be the last day in W15C.. Hope to be in the same class again with everyone..

Omg..

Zi chuan suddenly told me that terence went to hospital again.. O.O the same old problem during 2008.. Something wrong with the cancer.. Must get ready to visit him this friday.. Hope he get well soon again :)

Update!

Time to update my blog.. Hmmmmmmm.. Yesterday math is super easy cuz 3 team presented the problem statement before lunch and the 6p end at 2pm!! OH YEAH!! Damn shiok.. Went to eat chicken baked rice for lunch and went back class.. LOL the class watching Russel peter and it was super hilarious!! His joke is number 2!! WHY 2??? Cuz mine is number 1 :D hehehe jk.. After 6p, I go play mofunzone Bot racing!!! DAMN FUN SIA!!!!!! Whoever in front of me, I will spam countless of rocket at him :) Unfortunately, I, myself kena the rocket too so we die together :)

Today nvr went to school, do not want the monika cb bitch affect my mood for UT3.

Finally, my fever is gone after 2 days of rest..

Good day or not??

Friday was raining cat and dog.. Mother lent me pink umbrella and a bit shy when using it =.= Met the usual group at taxi stand and took bus to RP. Met Siti and syafeeqah on the way.. Reach class and faci haven't come!!! 8.31am and he still not in class!! NOT LATE!! Then around 8.40am, faci came and giving us excuses by blaming the rain.. So the whole class give him some good excuses for him.. A lot of my classmates late too and the faci just mark them present because he late too.. Got 1 came about 8.50am also mark as not late!! LOL!! Faci just tell us this.. U know I know, others don't know :) But I guess those who read this will know too hahahhaa..
As usual, crap with my team and had a lot of fun.. Went down to eat lunch with the same group.. Sam and irene didn't came down for dono what reason.. I left with $2 so I bought nasi lemak.. Fortunately, this $2 plate of nasi lemak HELP ME TAHAN FROM MORNING(Didn't eat breakfast) to wushu training end.. THE POWER OF NASI LEMAK!! WOOHOOO!! Heard the story from dickson about the conflict.. Went back class, do all the work and present.. Lol Pan Jing is like our team's mother, whenever we distracted she will tell us to focus.. And still asked us to do practice question to confirm whether we know about today problem.. After 6p, faci discuss with the class asking us what type of rj we want.. Then we got this RJ, "(...) Reflect on anything that happened today." Shiok man!! Easy rj..
Went to louis class, play castle age, watch naruto and on some SUPER SUPER OLD CHINESE SONG.. 给我一杯忘情水 :D

After that, went wushu.. Sadly, they told me that I could not go Beijing cuz my attendance not enough!! FK IT!! ARGH!!! All hope is gone... After training, went home alone...

Monday Blues

Hehe guess what??? I change my blog song liao woohoooo!!! Now my head super dizzy............................. Practiced my jiu jie bian and the sharp metal head accidentally hit my head really hard.. My vision suddenly so blur and after that became normal.. But stuper dizzy.. Still got another obscene injury from the jiu jie bian injury too which I don't want to say out loud..

Watched Hai pai tian xin ep 11 before I left for training.. Very touching, so a warning to those emotional people.. If U wanna watch, go buy a toilet roll(will be very useful).. Nothing much today haha..

Bye Bye

Friday

Today got so many things happened.. Firstly is the stupid pic with the sound that scare the shit out of me.. I was playing castle age and watch hai pai tian xin at class then malcolm sent me this link and asked me to watch.. I thought got some important things, so i click the link.. Waited for the web to load it.. SUDDENLY, THE SOUND BLAST THROUGH FROM MY EAR PIECE AND THE STUPID BLOODY FACE appear on my screen.. I was like "WA!!" then jump back, making a stupid scared face.. Luckily behind me got wall, or else I will fall off from my chair!!! Scare the shit out of me.. So I make a mass convo and tell them the link.. Hope u all like it :) After spent quite long on changing my msn nick colour hahha..

Went for lunch, ate peanut porridge.. ARGH!!! Ordered wrong!!! Should have order minced meat porridge!! Not filling at all.. Went back class and start on worksheet and ppt... The weirdest thing is that we present while sitting down and the faci is standing up.. LOL It's suppose to be the other way round.. After that, went louis class and continue my hai pai tian xin.. HAHHA SUPER FUNNY!! BOTH OF THEM DRUNK AND DID SO MANY SILLY THINGS.. After that went for wushu training..

Thx louis, U saved my life.. Without the 2 dollar of yours, I dont think I can survive during training.. Bought red bull and drink.. Red bull gives u wings.. It make me feel full and full of energy even though it lasted for a few hours only.. Finally learnt 1 set of my tao lu and now coach ask me to practice the spinning thing on the ground.. U have to lie on the floor then spin ur whip and then jump with ur butt and spin the whip underneath ur butt.. This is my first time doing, so I don't know how to jump with my butt.. So I tried.. Jumped and look like a worm wriggling around.. ZZZ So coach teach me and finally be able to jump.. Jump 2 time only, and my butt hurts.. After that continue practice my first set to make it perfect.. After training, I look down and saw my leg bleeding.. I was like huh?? Bleed so much blood but not pain.. So went toilet and wash the blood away..

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Pain like hell!! Jumping around with my left foot like an idiot in the toilet.. After wushu training, went back home..

3 movies in 1 day!!!

JH is back in action!!

Going to beijing in a few months time.. 8 days of training in beijing, and hope that they will give us some time to play in beijing :D If my edusave have more than $680, I can go beijing for free!!!! Total is 1.6k++, school subisdies $900 and left with $680 that can be use from edusave :)

I think there will be winter/snow when we go beijing!! SHIOKNESS!! But must wear a lot of jacket, shorts and socks :D

Found a freaking cool websites that I can watch movies for free!! So I watch Ninja Assasin, Avatar and 2012!! WOOHOO!! Rating for 3 movies 5/5!! Ninja Assasin show is a bit bloody but it is freaking cool(no wonder M18).. Avatar is about the guy can transfer into that blue elf body and learn lots of new thing and have war with the humans.. When they are having the war, IT IS THE COOLEST PART!! Freaking cool!! 2012 is about the world ending.. Everywhere he go, there will be disaster.. I like the part where they are in this long long black car and driving out of the city.. While they were driving, the whole city collapse.. IT IS AWESOME!!! Can shit on ur pants man...

Today also keep lao sai!! Dam!! Diarrhea makes ur body low in sodium which means ur body is dehydrating.. No wonder my lips so dry.. I NEED ORS TO SAVE ME!!! Furthermore, the stupid frog jump from wushu training make me leg no strength at all.. The muscleache feels terrible.. Sometime walk halfway, my knee will suddenly bend..

Thats all.. I cant take it liao.. Need go lao sai.. BYe

Gave my name and hp no. to 2 completely stranger.. Today, the wushu IG will be celebrating cai coach birthday.. So everyone have to meet up at bugis 2pm sharp. I was late by 9 mins and met with ming hong at the mrt station first and walk to the fountain there.. While we were walking to our destination, a woman held us back.. I was listening to my song through earpice, so whatever she say I will just say yes and nod my head.. Then suddenly she ask for our name and number.. I was like huh??? Then ming hong told his particulars so I just follow him.. After that the woman let us go.. I ask ming hong what is it about.. He said that its about their company is finding new faces to do those model for advertisement. Wth!! I will just hang up the phone if they called.. We reach the fountain and the rest of the wushu IG member haven't reach.. Called them and they still at yi shun!! So we went to virtual lan and play dota.. After 1 hour of dota, they reached and went to a steamboat restaurant.. Said happy birthday to cai coach and we started eating.. We spam all their crab, chicken, fishballs and etc.. Their satay super unique.. One is ba ku teh meat on the satay stick, 1 long bean on the satay stick.. DAM COOL!! China satay... Then I took too much the fishballs(inside got seafood filling) and we couldn't finish it.. So cai coach make us play hand game.. Super fun!! Then im the last member in the team.. We make this rule, whoever lose will be punished.. Then we quickly take all the meat from our steamboat and place it on a plate.. Whoever lose, must clear finish.. Then everyone scare liao.. All too full cant eat liao.. So we started playing.. Finally my turn.. If I lose, my team must eat.. If I win, other team must eat.. So stress.. Then we started playing.. It was my turn, I just look at bing long face.. His face was expecting me to make a move.. But i just stare at him doing nothing.. He got impatient and look away for 1 sec.. I quickly change my hand sign and shout fifteen... Then he shock and quickly change his hand sign but TOO BAD TOO SLOW!! WOOHOO!! No need eat!! After the game, sang happy birthday song and other stuff and prepare to leave the restaurant.. Guess what I saw when I step out of the restaurant?? this house is totally flat.. So cool.. Walked to MRT, another woman stop me =.= and ask whether I occasionally come to bugis shopping.. I just say no hoping, she will let me go.. Then she say ok good!! Do you mind helping me to do a survey?? 1 min will do.. Sian no choice but to do the survey.. Sat down, gave me the survey sheet and ask me question.. First question is where do you shop most? I put jurong point then she started to ask those irrelevant question ZZZZ =.=
Woman : Are you a university student?
JH : nope, poly student.
Woman : How old are you?
JH : 17
Woman : So you haven't go ns?
JH : nope
Woman : Are you excited about going ns?
JH : abit
Woman with her shock face : you are the first person that say that
JH giving a fake smile : oh really?
Woman : ya why are u excited about it?
JH : Cuz got money to take? Can train? no need study?
Woman : Oh i see.. Did you go to gym?
JH about to complete survey: Seldom, went to gym 4th time only..
Woman shock face again : Wa but ur body look like u went to gym.. Broad shoulder, and the muscle..
JH : People born with different body??

Completed the survey.. "Ok finished the survey, bye" I said.. Quickly stand up and leave.. What a waste of my time.. After that went home..

Changed

Jingles bell.. Jingles bell.. Jingle all the way.. Christmas mood over and changed my christmas song hahaha.. :D

Math UT2 is coming in 1 hour!!! Good luck everyone..

Louis cheer up and concentrate on ur ut :)

Who didn't study math?? If u didn't study, HI5!!! LETS MAKE THE MODERATION HIGHER :D To get a better grade..

Unlucky

Today super unlucky.. First day of school got so many thing happen.. First of all, my mother force me to cut my hair.. Now i look like a semi monk.. Furthermore, my father say that my hair still long wtf =.=

Met dickson at the taxi stand then walk to school.. LOL dick say this... Lol ur wushu got oversea trip to bei jing and I prepare so fast to cut my hair to join the shao lin in bei jing.. Went up to class, team changed again.. My right eye twitch... Jia lat.. Went down to buy breakfast, bought prata sausage.. Then lunch time liao.. Ernest meet me outside my class and pass me the present.. I help him pass to deeron then she look shock and shy HAHAHA!!! After that, went down eat U mian and talk a lot funny thing about wild wild wet.. Too bad the girls didn't join us. After that, went back class do ppt.. Played dota in class during presentation.. I try 1 v 3.. LOL!! I won hahhaa.. After that, changed clothes and went to RP gym with malcolm while waiting for the wushu to start..

My forth time entering gym!!!! hahaha.. Everytime I go gym, I will just play around with the machine around taking the gym as a playground.. lol.. So malcolm teach me how to use the weights properly to train arm and chest muscle.. Did 3 set of everything he teach then went to wushu.. Did all the usual thing and this is the time when I SPRAIN MY ANKLE!! We must do the spinning thing.. Basically, must jump, spin, land on the floor, do a horse stand, making a pose.. So I jump and spin.. Actually just spin 1 round ok liao.. But I dono why my body spin 2 round.. Then did not land properly.. My toe land on the ground and I heard "CRUCK".. Super loud!!! Then I faster try to stand properly.. But too pain then I just fell down on my butt.. Pain like hell.. Then I went to sit at one corner until the training ended.. Now I know why my right eye twitch =.=

After training, I changed my shoe to slipper. Wa Lao!! Swollen so big.. Like lou han yu head.. From rp to cwp, dragging my right feet.. The worst part is when Im reaching home, I have to climb up the staircase.. Sian sia.. I hop up using my left leg.. LOL look like some idiot.. Bye I go massage my ankle a bit or else tmr no need walk liao..

2010

I know it is late to say this.. BUT WHO CARES?? :D HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!! Say BYE to 2009 and HI to 2010!! Forget about the past and carry on living a happy life. Hope this year will be a better year.

UT2 grade out liao.. I must announce my IMBA result hehe... Firstly is chemistry, I got 3/30 and a D HAHAHAHHAHAHA!! 3 marks can get D LOL!!! Like this 2 marks E, 1 mark F... Secondly, my physic got 21/30 B+!!! WOOHOO!!! Same score as my Chem UT1.. I remembered after doing finish the physic UT2, compared answer with malcolm... Then realized that my 10 mark question do wrongly.. GG 10 marks gone.. Then faci also give us another answer for the other question.. WRONG also!! 2 marks gone.. Lost 12 marks, and I was like........ But in the end get 21/30.. Hmmm.. weird... Make me worry for nothing..

Anyway, Bio and math UT2 coming liao.. But I haven study~~ I think sunday then I study a while..