Bloody Sunday

Once upon a time, there was JH brothers living in this blue apartment. The elder JH called Jian hui which is known as JH1 and the younger JH called Jian Hao which is known as JH2. Both of the JH live in the same apartment and room.
On this Saturday cold night (Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you... over again don’t make me change my mind, or I won’t live to see another day, I swear it’s true. Because a girl like you is impossible to find, you’re impossible to find) Opps.. Got distracted by the song..
On this Saturday cold night, JH brothers went to sleep early. Both of them was sleeping soundly until the middle of the night. JH1 felt that his blanket was not covering him and it reminds him of the paranormal activity. JH1 force his eye to close and curl up hugging his pillow. Praying in silence and fell asleep again.
The sunlight shone through the window and it was day time. JH1 woke up immediately, hoping that he could find his blanket. He looks around and realized that JH2 snatch his blanket. JH1 sigh a relief, and went to make his breakfast. It was 9.30am and JH2 haven’t wake up so JH1 went to tickle his leg. Out of a sudden, the leg kick JH1 face and he was moaning in pain. JH1 quickly threw all of JH2 blanket and his pillow to the other corner.
JH1 shout: OI wake up!! Why the heck you took my blanket?!?!
JH2 woke up with his eye closing and told JH1 to keep quiet. JH2 went to brush his teeth and ate his breakfast. After the JH brothers finish their brother, they decide to have a wrestler. Winner takes both blankets, loser sleep without blanket. JH2 swiftly did an arm lock on JH1 and pin him down. But to JH2 dismay, JH1 used 40% of his strength and broke free. JH1 skilfully did a technique and JH2 couldn’t move his arm. 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... JH1 is the winner. JH1 will be waiting for the night and covered by 2 blankets. JH1 look out of his window enjoying the scenery by looking through the window. Sadly, the building spoils the scenery. After that JH1 quickly pack his bag, change his clothes and rush out of the house. He is going to be late for the appointment he had made with his friends. Fortunately, his friends was late too so JH1 took his time and walk to the gym. After the arrival of his friend, they went in the gym together and did an intensive training. But JH1 was like fooling around in the gym and thought the gym was his playground. In the end, everyone was tired and went home. JH1 decided to run home and this could help to reduce his travelling expense in some way even though he had a MRT transaction card. JH1 ran in his normal pace and follow the MRT track. Deeply focus on his breathing so that he won’t get tired easily. Running halfway from Bukit Gombak to Bukit Batok, the MRT tracks lead to a tunnel. So JH1 took the route that he usually did when he was in secondary school. He reached Bukit Batok and feels a bit tired but his never give up spirit keeps him going. Following the tracks again and ran to Jurong East interchange. The distance was very far and by the time he reached Jurong east interchange, he was panting heavily. He started to slow down his pace, hoping that he could make it home.
Every 3-5 mins of running, the MRT will drive pass through above JH1.
JH1: Wa sian.. Hope I can run as fast as the MRT..
Eventually, JH1 reach the finishing point. Took him around 2.5 hours to reach home. Once he entered his house, he immediately bath and fell asleep. It was around 5.30pm and his father woke him up, telling him to eat dinner. When JH1 woke up, he thought it was already 7pm. But he went to look at his watch and his face was like WTH. So early eat dinner. Like what people had said, eat early, digest early, shit early and sleep early. Ate the delicious meal, and went to use his laptop. Malcolm chatted with him for a while in msn and talk some stuff. It was something like if talk too much to girl, will become a flirt. If talk too much to guy, will become gay. So to balance it, talk to both gender equally. This remind JH of yesterday RJ. Describe how you are/can lead a balanced life using the “Le Chatelier’s Principle” as an analogy. JH1 was regretting that this flirt and gay answer was not in his RJ. Or else he would get an A for his grade. After chatting, JH1 went to watch full metal alchemist and started blogging. Here he is, typing now :D hihi ^^
THE END

Hmmm..

Today my father cook dinner is delicious :D Yum!! Yum!! Finally it is friday!! good good..
This morning as usual walk with the usual people to school then went in class.. Then heard some classmates complaining for not changing team then we are allowed to choose which team u want to go to.. SHIOK MAN!! haha So I went over to team 4 betraying my team 3 :D sorry about that.. Team 3 sure miss me hahaha.. Then we did class activity conducted by the faci.. He was mixing the chemical about and it seem it smell really bad.. Cuz Ian was holding it and he smell and almost faint hahahhaa.. All I can see that the chemical change its colour.. No explosion :(( Then faci ask the class who had went to climb mountain.. Then I said I climb er meh shan(mountain in china where only women live), then my team was like not believing me sia.. Must be underestimate CJH.. Well, I did climb er meh shan before :D U know that steep slope in SP???? They called it er meh shan and I climb it :D HAHAHA!! Must be quite lame?? XD lol Then first break liao, went to booklink buy stuff.. Bought dickson's friend and Hi-chewy :D Then went class eat 3 dickson's friend at one time.. Hoping that laxative effect work.. Cuz my stomach pain like siao and no dickson.. Sadly, the 3 dickson's friend is not strong enough.. So after that went to lunch and bought japanese food.. While eating the food, somehow I feel tired out of the sudden.. It is like someone was sucking my energy out of me.. Feel sleepy.. Then went back class and eat 4 dickson's friend at one time.. Hoping this would make me feel awake.. But after 10-20 mins, feel sleepy again.. One of my teammates asid that the japanese food rice got use rice wine to cook.. No wonder feel so tired.. Did 6p and all those boring presentation.. Then went up to louis class.. Finally the laxative effect works, so rush to toilet and dickson :D Ahhhhhh... Shiokness.. Then went back to louis class and wait everyone to come.. But not enough time liao, we pack up and meet them at W1 floor 1.. Xian is the slowest hahaha.. Then walk to Mrt and bid them farewell.. Slept in the mrt.. Actually not sleeping la.. Just closing my eye and think a lot of stuff.. How I wish I had a time machine and go back to the past.. To do something to amend it that make me feel so regret.. Reach home, malcolm chat with me on msn.. Chat for a few mins, then I immediately down on my bed and sleep.. Around 7pm, my brother was like kicking me to wake me up to have dinner.. And I had my revenge :D a punch from me hehehe.. Had a delicious dinner cook by my father and now blogging.. haha thats all.. Still think a lot of stuff.. haizz..

Easy problem today

Argh!! My father now forcing me to drink this soup.. YUCKS!! Guess what soup is that?? PEPPERMINT SOUP!!!!!!!! WTH SIA WHO WILL DRINK THAT STUPID SOUP.. I think I go throw it away after my father went to sleep :D woohoo!! Now the weather is very super cold and cooling.. I scare if I go to sleep.. Tomorrow dont feel like waking up..
This morning went to school as usual, then the escalator that I usually take to go my class.. It is not working sia!! Then I climb up and faster rush up the staircase or else late.. Then entered the class(a bit out of breath) find my team and sit down.. The air con was like totally useless, not cold at all.. Then as usual did our discussion and crap alot of stuff when discussing with the team mates.. Then my team suddenly randomly ask each other what is their first impression.. Lol then I said everyone was quiet cuz all like nvr talk during the first lesson.. Haha.. Then I ask how about the impression now?? Then Syafa said I a bit sarcastic :( Then suddenly my other 2 teammates disapprove to her statement :D Woohoo!! They said I was playful but when it is time to do work, I will be focus and do the work seriously.. They said that is my good point.. TOTALLY AGREE HAHAHA!! Cuz im CJH.. If not the team will be boring without me :D hahahha.. Then we faster finish our worksheet and solve the problem statement.. Then when is our turn to present, I present halfway and did a stupid thing.. I present halfway, raised up my hand and ask " Faci can I go toilet?? Urgent" Haha cuz cannot tahan liao, then faci let me go woohoo :D Then after that went to louis class and malcolm went to play basketball with his friend.. Louis show me the lab glove and tell me to touch.. LOL so soft la.. HAHA Then dick, sam and irene reach louis class also.. Then we watch video on sam laptop.. Her laptop can throw away liao, the vid move in slow mo hahhaha Then sam do the star jump in slow mo TEEEHEEEE!! hahahahha.. Then watch finish all the vid, irene, dick and me play footmen frenzy and cs.. lol After dick go, louis play with us.. Then malcolm came, do some stuff then went to cwp eat dinner.. Eat while talking a lot funny stuff.. Got 1 part is about the butt cramp!! SUPER HILARIOUS HAHHAHAHAA!! Then went to some shop to find formal shirt for irene.. Couldn't imagine it sia and started giggling lol.. Sorry.. Then went home.. Haha super tired now.. bye bye

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Monika Bitch

Today I didn't come school.. All thx to this bloody Monika Bitch, giving straight 6 C grade for her boring lesson.. So I slept until 9am and woke up.. So super energetic!! Then watch Meet.dave and did the adventure learning.. It was 11+ already, then i went to lie down on my bed and feel tired out of sudden.. I slept without knowing and I DROOL HAHAHHA EW!! So GROSS!!(sam quote) Woke up already, then everyone lesson ending soon.. Then louis asked me whether I want to go with him to chinatown again to buy D.Gray man.. Then I agreed and met him at 4.30pm.. This time louis make another new map and this time the map shows that the shop is near the mrt.. So we went out of the mrt station and the shop was like beside the mrt station.. Then yesterday we were like exploring singapore to find the store!! OMG.. Then we found the shop and the shop sell lots of super cool stuff.. The sword was like freaking nice hahaha.. Then we found D.gray man stuff.. Louis bought the doll, purse, model and a card which cost $70+.. After that we went to subway and have our dinner.. We talk while eating.. Then when I unwrap the food, I saw that prickles(green colour) I think, omg sure super hot.. So I tried my first bite.. I chew the prickles along with the bread, ham and the vege.. Mmmm.. Yum not bad.. Still can tahan.. Then I pick up 1 prickles, and tried to solo it.. *Crunch* *Crunch* *Crunch* Mmmmmm.. starting was like very nice, then the ending taste was like.. HOT HOT HOT!! Then I faster drink my ice lemon tea.. LOL Then we eat finish, I took out my laptop and tried the internet.. But cant connect!! Dam~!! Louis was trying to redraw the D.Gray Man pic again.. So I play my CS.. hahahaha.. Suddenly, one of this worker bent down and his head go near louis face and look at the pic.. And say very nice.. Then louis stun and said he almost want to smack his face.. HAHAHA!!! Then eat finish, went toilet and explore the mall.. We anyhow walk walk and see got what thing nice.. Then there is a forest nearby so we went in.. There was like so many bug la.. So I and louis went to catch them.. They were like freaking big!!! Later I go post the pic.. The insect hor.. WOAH FREAKING BIG.. AS BIG AS MY DICKSON!!! LOL.. erm.. whoever actually believe it are really a retard.. Actually we saw a jewellery shop displaying the dead insect.. So we took photo of it.. HAHAHA!! Then we continue to walk and saw this Mao Zhe Dong worth 80 cents only.. Since when he become so cheap?? Haiz.. Then we continue exploring and went in to this shop.. The model was all about the olden days.. Then this blue dragon was freaking nice!! Super cool.. then suddenly louis randomly took a pic and we saw 2 image inside!! Wth ghost!! Then we went out of the mall and tried to find our way to MRT.. Luckily the mrt was quite near.. hahaha.. Then we talk about what to buy for the exchange chirstmas gift while waiting for the train.. Then louis suggest buy a watermelon!! hahaha!! He still say at least the watermelon can share with other.. It is better than cabbage.. Then I randomly give idea too.. Go wrap the durian and see which idiot will hug it!! Or wrap my dickson as a exchange gift :D Then the train came and we keep talking a lot funny stuff until jurong east interchange.. Got one funny part is when Louis, Dick and me was hiding in the toilet with the cake.. Then I tired of waiting so I tried to something else.. I go take the sticker from the lighter and go burnt it.. When I burnt it, I released the sticker but it stick to my finger.. So I was jumping around like a monkey shaking off that dam sticker.. And this bangala went in the cubicle and bath.. He didn't close the door sia and it was right in front of us.. So Louis go take vid of him.. HAHAHHA!! After we talk those stuff, we keep laughing like hell.. lol.. Then bid him farewell and went home.. Then went I entered the lift, got 3 kids entered with me too.. They were around sec sstudents.. Then somehow I look in the mirror and SAFE!! got reflection.. Then this shorty beside me was trying to tip toe and compare his height with me =.=" Wth sia... Then they went out at 10th floor then I went home.. Thats all for today :D hahaha.. Hope the present will be a surprise for her.. good luck.. SLEEP TATATA!!

Coming off soon

Just had a hot bath and now listening to hotshot song.. haha The nail ah.. Can't bear to leave my toe.. now it is like 99.99% not attach to my toe.. Then I tried to pull it out, it was freaking pain and the skin like gonna peel off soon.. So tmr morning I will cut it off cuz my mother told me at night cut nail not good..
I didn't blog about yesterday cuz too scared to blog.. Actually yesterday nothing much.. Morning went to gym again with my friend but I went there nvr seriously train.. Just playing around with the machine hahaha.. Then went back home and didn't go out.. then at night, talk with malcolm about something else and something scary.. Then xian join the convo and we are like disturbing her study.. hahaha.. Then went to sleep.. Thats all for yesterday..
This morning, meet everyone at the taxi stand then walk to school.. Talk while walking then dickson today carry the bag super kuku(no offence) lol.. Then went to class and did all the usual stuff.. Yet again, trying so hard to make the team talk and discuss.. Then went for 1st break, went to 7 11, booklink and south food court.. Bought my booger and saw the guy in xian class.. He look like sec school student haha.. But wondering how he gonna survive in ns life.. Then went back to class, continue discussion and did the ppt content page.. Lunch time liao, went down and im the last one to bought my food..haiz.. Then this girl behind me talking to her friend.. Every sentence she say will end with a NB!! WTH SIA!! Eat finish liao then wash hand and mouth at the basin.. Then spray water at them as usual.. hahaha.. Then went back to class and do our ppt.. Then suddenly louis told me he going somewhere and he was like super happy hahaha.. Suddenly Ling Lee ask the whole class who want the PA movie.. Then Im gonna let my bro watch and make him pee on his pants!! MUHAHAHAHAA!! Class finally over, and it was like raining!!! DAM~!!! No rock climbing.. ARGH!! So they change to plan B and did some challenge thing called 100 seconds.. At first, it was quite boring but after a while very fun.. Too bad that I didnt team with malcolm.. At the first, second and third try, our team keep failing.. Then the instructor told us to make an aim like must complete in how many second.. Then my team was like quiet so I just shout 80 seconds and everyone shock I guess.. GUESS WHAT!!! we finish it in 76 seconds!! woohoo!! Must remember this.. Our team called G-String that break the record in RP!!! lol.. After the end of the day, the instructor told us that he gonna make something to post on the wall that Team G-String broke the record!! hahahhaa.. Then went to collect bag.. This is the time when I fell down.. I went to kick the tree.. Then the water drop off from the tree then I was like wan to dodge the water.. Then I slip and fell.. So pai seh.. The floor super wet and my wushu is totally useless on wet days.. Haiz.. at first not pain.. Then after a while pain like hell.. Now got 2 injuries cool!! LOL
Then went to 7 11 bought soymilk.. 1 big bottle for $1.90.. CHEAP SIA!! Then went to find dick, irene and sam.. Then dick suddenly tell me soymilk will make breast grow bigger.. So whoever wan their breast or chest grow big, drink 2 bottle of soymilk everyday hahahhaa.. Then malcolm show us 1 stunt at the side hand bar( dono call what) then I tried.. At first, I do a slow mo then after a few try.. Finally dare to do it.. Then malcolm suddenly did the flip thingy, and I was like sian.. I still cannot do sia.. Suddenly, feel like trying it even though I will fail.. GUESS WHAT??? SOMEHOW I DONO HOW.. I did it!!! WOOHOO!! Then I keep doing it a lot of time hahahahha.. Then malcolm told us his condition training with his blackbelt people.. Quite tough and my left hand was go to the wrong side.. I can feel the impact haha The pain feel shiok.. Then went to CWP to find xian.. Sian.. A bit lazy to type liao wanna sleep.. 11.40pm liao.. Nvm finish it first.. Then xian introduce her friend to us, she called erm... Hui ru? Hui yi? Hui yui? Hui something.. forgot :x But Jian Hui sound nicer.. Lol.. Then went to the banquet place there eat.. Eat finish, do rj and quiz.. Do finish liao, play cs with dick and irene.. After that xian joined us too.. Then went home.. that all.. WAnna sleepp.. cya!! tata

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